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Big sisters are ALWAYS know it alls..... didn't you KNOW that?????

SPOILER!! Answers to rebar: fact or fiction

Question 1: I have three siblings: a half brother, a half sister (both who I grew up with) and a younger sister. And no, I usually never mention having a brother. He exists off my day-to-day radar. I only see him when family dies and there is an estate to settle.

Question 2: Olive went missing for 11 days. (cold shiver up my spine)

Question 3: MY worst deadly sin is Sloth. Sure, I'm vain and envious and a glutton fo sho...but the one I would going to hell for, if hell existed, would be Sloth. Word.

Question 4: If I became a millionaire, I would take my shot at professional poker. I would spend my days studying poker, watching poker, talking poker and playing poker. I am passionate about poker! I'd probably have to invest some of it wisely to live that lifestyle and follow that dream, so if you picked that, give yerself half a point.

Question 5: If you want to befriend me, buy me a top shelf Vodka & Tonka...with a lime, bitches! I do imbibe in the seasonal Black and Tan (or when they are on special), which might throw some off. I hate Jack and Diet, so if you picked that, you're the wrongest of the wrong. I do enjoy a nice martini now and again...and a good glass of wine is always a popular choice - but I didn't want to throw folks off entirely, so I left those off.

Question 6: Worst childhood memory was attending the Bozo Show. They thought I was a B-O-Y (so I wasn't picked for the Grand Prize Game...which 3 decades later, I'm STILL convinced I would have gone all the way and won that Schwinn! Dammit!!)...and when posing for pictures after, I stood next to Wizzo (I wanted to hang by Cookie) who smelled oddly of a strong alcoholic scent. Peeing my pants was a walk in the park after that debacle.

Queston 7: My nickname has never been WD40. Yes. People called me E.T and I happily answered to it. My seventh grade year book literally says, "Dear E.T. Stay Sweet over summer! " For reals.

Question 8: If I became an ex-pat, I would up and move to Ireland. I would definitely visit those other cities, but I would bunk down on the Emerald Isle. Guinness and dark haired men with cute accents? Done.

Question 9: Indiana can suck a dick. Tennessee also blows monkey balls, but at least they produced The King. Indiana produces nothing but outhouses and jagoffs. (if you are neither an outhouse or a jagoff, you are the exception to the rule)

Question 10: I am afraid of vampires. I said it. To this day, I can't fall asleep unless I have my neck covered by a sheet or blanket. But, I also know that vampires are not real, therefore my fear is not real, so in my brain as long as the only thing I'm afraid of doesn't exist, then, I fear nothing! Wrap your brain around that one and get back to me.

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